Radiohead’s The King of Limbs.

February 23, 2011 § Leave a comment

At once illusory and haunting, the artwork for The King of Limbs outlines two crazed, neon figures, whose limbs droop downward into the shattered roots of trees—trees growing within and behind them, limbs reaching upward into a small semblance of light.  It is a striking image, and provides the perfect backdrop for Radiohead’s newest release.

What separates this album from the band’s previous records is its near-constant motion.  When Yorke’s voice is not floating atop a river of layered electronic textures and driving beats, it is propelled by minimalistic instrumental motifs that are represented in some form or another on every one of the album’s eight tracks.  This constancy is broken in tracks six and seven, which allow the listener to breathe for the first time, but even still there remains a bass drum pulse that both sustains the album’s vitality and anticipates a return to its initial enthusiasm in track eight.  Yet, despite its ceaseless energy, it remains contained and understated, a sort of resignation due to constant torment, where one becomes forced to view the world through detached observations.  This does not mean, however, that the album becomes stagnant or uninteresting—on the contrary, the controlled nature of the songs proves more and more interesting with each listen-through, as new layers are unpeeled to reveal a wealth of experience and emotional breadth.  This maturity is to be expected of a band with eight studio releases under its belt, five of which were nominated for Grammy awards.  However, with the release of The King of Limbs, as with each release before it, expectations are subverted, and new discoveries are made.

This is not an album of grand anthems, nor is it particularly groundbreaking, lacking the progressivity that gave albums like Kid A or Amnesiac their impact.  In its brief thirty-seven minutes—their shortest album to date—there are throwbacks to nearly every one of their prior albums (and even to Yorke’s solo work in The Eraser, with its glitchy electronics and fragile vocals), such as “Codex,” which seems to be a calmer and less direct “Pyramid Song,” as well as many subtle melodic and textural references to Kid A.  This is not to say that the record lacks originality, but rather it is a culmination of over twenty-five years of Radiohead material, and simply takes things in a new direction.  Because it is neither a lazy recycling of material, nor a listless regurgitation of overused formulas, fans will be satisfied with the result.  Dark yet playful, submissive yet unrelenting, it proves a fresh reimagining of Radiohead’s sound and a solid body of work in its own right.  Though not their strongest effort, The King of Limbs is worth its weight in gold—or should we say, in downloads.

By Kelsey Upward, Staff Music Writer.


Dead Dogs and Divorce: A Look at Blue Valentine

February 18, 2011 § 1 Comment

In the climax of his sophomoric novel A Farewell to Arms, Ernest Hemingway says, “When you love, you wish to do things for. You wish to sacrifice for. You wish to serve.” However, the bleak room of an east coast “theme motel” reeking of vodka and broken hearts paints a different picture. It’s a scene from Blue Valentine, in which we, the audience, witness the death of love.  However, I don’t think, “witness” really captures the essence of the scene. Perhaps “experience” is a better word.  After all, the term we fetchingly call “escapism” is nowhere to be found in this beautiful mess. Because, when it comes down to it, this film is in no way an escape. To put it delicately, it’s an invasion of privacy, and that is why it’s so captivating.

Blue Valentine is a cautionary tale that asks its audience, “Is this you?” Director Derek Cianfrance explores the dichotomy of the 21st century relationship with Dean and Cindy (Ryan Gosling and Michelle Williams), a married couple raising their five-year-old daughter in upstate New York. From the beginning of the film, it’s clear that their marriage is teetering on the edge of disaster, an obvious indicator being the short-lived character of Meagan, the family dog. Although only seen as a post rigor mortis corpse, Meagan provides the cataclysmic event that brings about the couple’s inevitable divorce.  The proposed event is her untimely death, and Dean’s subsequent attachment to her.  And while that’s not to say that dead dogs are prime factors in the causation of divorce, it’s a representation of the snowball effect, showing minor problems escalating into drastic measures.  It’s simple cause and effect logic, which at its core is the general structure of the film itself.

Within that structure lies the challenge that our characters face: for better or worse.  Better, in that, interspersed throughout the story is the subtext of how the couple fell in love, and subsequently married.  And, while those sweet and tender moments show us how fun and anomalous love is at the beginning of a relationship, it’s not what makes the film so enthralling. What makes the story resonate is actually the Worse.  Dean and Cindy are fighting, not just with each other, but also for the preservation of love. They’re fighting to keep it alive.  Because really, when it comes down to it, love is anthropomorphic; it’s a living, breathing entity.  Like every Joe Schmo in the world, it’s born out of curiosity, has it’s high and low points, subsequent character flaws, and at it’s weakest moment, if not cared for, it will breath it’s last breath.

In a typical love story, these characters would be the proponents of the idyllic nuclear family.  However, Blue Valentine isn’t in any sense a typical love story. In fact, it’s quite the opposite.  It’s the assumption that love is no longer the force to be reckoned with that it once was, but rather a reconnaissance mission.  A test run if you will, to see what would happen if we truly trusted another person with our heart. Yet even more so, it’s the revelation that the idyllic nuclear family no longer exists.  In that sense, Dean and Cindy are the visual depiction of that ideal.  They are the act of service; caring for, and supporting one another in the “better” times, yet simultaneously, they are the casualties of their own sacrifice; letting their love dissipate in the cavalcade of emotion that is hardship.  At one point in the film, Dean says, “I didn’t want to be somebody’s husband and I didn’t want to be somebody’s dad, that wasn’t my goal in life. But somehow it was.”  “Somehow,” is a strong word. Sadly, it’s not strong enough to save a crumbling marriage.

The brilliance of Blue Valentine is that, try as you might, you can’t convince yourself that it’s just a movie.  It’s a knife that cuts both ways. It’s the gut wrenching thought that the characters on screen aren’t really characters at all. They’re you. They’re us. They’re people. In the end, the ugliness inside them is not a work of fiction; it’s human. It’s tangible.  And, It’s terrifying to watch.  It’s not a story of true love, but rather a true depiction of love and sacrifice.  In that sense, it teaches us that perhaps the greatest sacrifice lovers can make is the act of love itself.  Perhaps the greatest sacrifice the film makes is that it doesn’t provide any answers, only questions. Such is life.

By Zack Campbell, Staff Film Writer.

More Threads: Street Fashion in Florence.

February 16, 2011 § Leave a comment

Photos taken by Jen Trahan. Florence, Italy.

Arcade Fire: Hitting it Big. Keeping it Small.

February 16, 2011 § Leave a comment

The Arcade Fire. Photo by Sam Santos.

It’s a common tale.

Breakthrough indie-rock act releases an EP with enough vigor and promise to garner the attention of the record labels, and are soon signed. Their debut album is a massive success, and the band embarks on a world tour that propels their meteoric rise to fame.

In most cases, the story ends here.

The band—dizzy from their rapid rise to greatness and sweating under the critical eye of the blogosphere—must now set out to record their sophomore release: the true test of any band’s mettle. This task is a daunting one, especially for the overhyped artist, whose second album is often judged regardless of its quality as a standalone piece of art, and is thus doomed to disappoint in almost every case. It’ll be met with less-than-enthusiastic reviews, polarizing the fan base into the loyal supporters and the scorned “true fans” that bitterly reminisce the glory days of the debut. (See Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, Cold War Kids, Arctic Monkeys, Bloc Party.)

But, sometimes, the band survives. They pass through the second record crucible and emerge dazzling and victorious, their fan base strengthened and their hype verified. This is what happened to Arcade Fire. Neon Bible struck the billboards at #2 in the US and before long their songs were appearing on commercials for the super bowl and in trailers for Hollywood blockbusters. They quickly began earning the reputation as the band responsible for the “popularization of indie-rock.” Now, the “can-indie-rock-be-popular-and-still-be-indie” discussion is not one to be had here, but it is nonetheless interesting to see a band so deeply rooted in the independent movement become titans of the industry, and plot tours in venues like Madison Square Garden and USC’s Shrine Auditorium.

It seems unavoidable that somewhere along the way the band becomes jaded, in a sense.

“You guys have no idea how good it is for the soul to play a small show like this,” said frontman Win Butler last Friday night at the Ukrainian Culture Center. The Grammy award winners planned a secret, intimate show for their LA fans while they were in town for the award ceremony. They announced details on their Twitter account, and staggered the information starting two days prior to the show. They posted clues to the three selling locations at around 10pm on Thursday. Fans flocked to Fingerprints Records in Long Beach, Origami Records in Silverlake, and the El Rey Theatre in LA to wait in line for tickets to the intimate >600 person show. The tickets weren’t sold until Friday at noon; most people waited in line for around 12 hours.

“We’ve been dying to get out of West Hollywood; it feels amazing to be here with you tonight,” said Butler. “And for those of you who camped out for tickets: you’re (expletive) crazy.”

On Sunday Arcade Fire’s latest record The Suburbs won the Grammy for best album of the year, upsetting the likes of Eminem, Lady Antebellum, Lady Gaga and Katy Perry. In the press conference after the show, a reporter asked them about the importance of the intimate show they played a few days earlier compared to winning the Grammy for best record of the year. “It’s insanely important,” said Butler. “The show we played the other night was like a show we would have played six years ago, and as happy and as stunned as we are tonight, it’s the same feeling. We love playing and we love connecting with people. This [winning the Grammy] is more like, from outer space (laughs). But yeah, they’re flip-sides of the same coin.”

Arcade Fire is headlining both Coachella and Bonnaroo this year. Scenes from The Suburbs, a short film by the band and Spike Jonze is set to release in May.

By Christian Koons, Staff Music Writer.

The Threads: Street Fashion in Florence.

February 14, 2011 § Leave a comment

Photos taken in Florence, Italy by Jen Trahan during her Art History class abroad. January 2011.

Calling It What It Is: The Goth Resurgence

February 9, 2011 § 3 Comments

I’m going to start off by admitting that the title of this article is somewhat of a gimmick. That being said, aren’t most genre names, (particularly the ones being invented in this day and age,) gimmicks in the purest sense of the term?

Attaching the term “goth” to an artist in today’s musical landscape means something entirely different than the original moniker given to Bauhaus, for instance.  When used correctly today, it usually stands as a shorthand way of describing a certain tone, as opposed to a technically and historically accurate descriptor. Bradford Cox described Deerhunter as an “ambient punk” band. Stylistic similarities Deerhunter has to the Sex Pistols or the Ramones, if any truly exist, fall away in the face of a musical tradition.

The Knife. Photo by Elin Berge

That’s what I’m talking about when I characterize contemporary artists as “goth” artists that critics would not normally put a hundred miles near the term. I’m not talking about Zola Jesus, Austra (and Katie Stelmanis in general), Cold Cave, Minks, and Frank (Just Frank). These artists actually sound like Siouxsie and the Banshees and Joy Division. I’m also not talking about “witch house” artists like Balam Acab, oOoOO, and Demdike Stare, who represent a slightly more direct link to goth-pop and dark wave from the 70’s and 80’s with one bizarre differentiation: hip-hop beats.  I’m talking about artists like The Knife and Fever Ray, and albums like Portishead’s Third. All three of the lists interest me, but the first two have been written about in relation to the recent rise of goth pop ad nauseam, while the third has not, but, in my opinion, should be.

The xx’s debut album hit the music scene in a big way. The reserved, haunted instrumentation coupled with Romy Croft and Oliver Sim’s R&B-inflected voices was new and familiar at the same time. Both intensely moving and curiously hollow-sounding, a listen though xx reveals echoes of albums like Joy Division’s Unknown Pleasures and Dalis Car’s The Waking Hour. Despite these stylistic ties, most people would not make these kinds of connections because of musical elements like the aforementioned vocals. But the influence exists, and so do the similarities. Thus, The xx is goth pop band by association. Similar arguments could be made for The Knife as new approach 80’s synth-laden goth pop or These New Puritan’s Hidden (2010) as a sort of literal, experimental fleshing out of the creeping orchestral qualities of And Also The Tree’s Virus Meadow (1986).

The xx. Photo by Sebastian Kim.

The term “crunkcore” is a gimmick in that it tries to seduce fans of both genres that end in “core” and of the word “crunk.” Unfortunately, many people’s perception of goth today is not much different from the way they view Brokencyde or the Hollywood Undead. The way to correct this is to bring them back to the roots of the movement, when it was a new sound rising from the cooling embers of anarcho punk, something vital and new. This will in turn change the general outlook people have on this burgeoning movement. Genres as old as punk or goth may have not been used as money-making ploys at first, but eventually, almost all genres get used and abused, (sometimes in name alone: Avril) cheapening great music for the next generation. It’s important to be able to recognize where the sounds we love come from, however, and sometimes therefore necessary to ignore the bad and look for the good. Goth, like hip-hop, is not dead, it’s just in the process of a thorough makeover, and I wouldn’t miss it for the world.

By Derek Kinzel, Staff Music Writer

Unedited: An Interview with Christian Lander

February 7, 2011 § 1 Comment


Disclaimer: Any views or opinions presented in this interview are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of the 138.

Christian Lander, photo by Michelle Mosqueda.

Photos by Michelle Mosqueda

The138: You have a new book out. What was the inspiration for the title Whiter Shades of Pale?

Christian Lander: Well, it actually came from a friend of mine who is an editor at Gotham Books. We were kicking titles around and he threw that one out. His name is Patrick Mulligan. He does the Chuck Norris books and he’s done a lot of really great Internet print books. He had the title idea. He’s a great guy. When he threw that one out I knew it was the one. Patrick Mulligan deserves all the credit. I’m more than happy to give it to him.

The138: What can we expect from the new book?

CL: The new book is more of the same [as Stuff White People Like] in some respects. It has the same kind of entries that the first book and the blog have. What we added was the regional guide with drawings of the regional white people from coast to coast. Some of the strengths, weaknesses, secret strengths, secret prides, things like that—and drawings outlining what they each person looks like.

The138: Do you feel any pressure with writing a second book?

CL: Yeah, of course. When the first one came out I thought it was going to be a failure. I never thought it would last this long. I never thought it would work out well. I thought everything was going to be taken away from me, that I would wake up one morning and someone would say, “Nope, it was all a joke. You can’t have any of this.”

I’ve always been ready for the other shoe to drop so that at least keeps me sane. I know how lucky I am. With Whiter Shades of Pale there was definitely some stress. I felt pressure to keep it up. I went in with realistic expectations. I know Whiter Shades of Pale couldn’t sustain the same type of momentum that Stuff White People Like did because of the speed of everything and the amount of media that was out here for it. With the second [book] all I could do is write as best I could, be as funny as I could and see what happened. So the book came out. It’s done pretty well. [It’s] growing in popularity. It got an amazing review in The New York Times, which is the greatest thing that’s ever happened to me (laughs). So, that kind of alleviated the pressure.

The138: Stuff White People Like has been published on at least three continents. What do you think is the unifying factor?

CL: The unifying factor? Uh, white people are pretentious (laughs). That’s the unifying factor. I mean, that’s the whole book. So much humor comes from contradiction—the humor of someone believing one thing and completely going against it.

The lies white people tell themselves: how unique we are, how creative we are. Ultimately, the fact is we are doing all of this stuff out of ego and we don’t want to admit it. We’ll be the last ones to admit it’s all out of ego. When you do something that points it out, there is a humor to it because it’s true. Truth is such an essential part of comedy.

Really, [the unifying factor] is white people being pretentious, but more than anything it’s truth-based humor. That’s what great comedy is. All the best stand-up comics do it. They take something, look at it, and present in a different way and it’s hilarious. Louis C.K. does it. Chris Rock does it. All the great stand-ups do it. I think being able to find the nugget of truth you can expand out into a comedy concept is the key to anything working.

The138: Do you think being pretentious is just a “white thing?” Can you spot it in other cultures?

CL: It’s a class thing more than it’s a white thing, without a doubt. I have said before, “You don’t have to be white to be white. You just have to be rich.” It’s funny, when I explain that concept to people who aren’t white and grew up in an upper middle class environment they get it right away. “I may be Chinese but I am a pretentious white person.” Those are the [only] cultures to which I can really speak. I don’t really know how it works in, say, Indonesia or aboriginal cultures. I don’t really know what the “Whole Foods” equivalent is in Malaysia. I just know it’s very much a thing that comes with class and it comes with where we have reached in the world.

As white people, the amount of wealth we’ve accumulated is so much that we don’t really have any real concerns about the basic necessities of life. Worrying about rent, food—all things white people have not worried about for four generations. So instead, we practice self-induced poverty as white people. You know, grad students doing unpaid internships.  It’s very much a white thing and it’s what happens when the pursuit of money is gone. You pursue something else, whether it’s artistic fulfillment, being seen as “progressive,” being seen as not racist, or being seen as helpful to the environment.

We are still competing with other white people; we just don’t compete over “crass” things like money anymore. We compete for cultural things. “Look how smart I am, look how many languages I speak, how many countries I have been to. Look how Eco-friendly my Prius is.” (Mine’s over there. It’s a used Prius, even more Eco-friendly than the other ones). We are more competitive than ever and what is amazing is we are using altruistic things.

I think vegetarianism is a great thing myself. It’s a good thing to cut down the amount of meat we are eating. But we still use that to compete! You win if you’ve cut more stuff out of your diet. “Oh what, you’re vegan, you’re not gluten free?” We are still competing; that drive is there and we have transposed it. Instead of wealth it’s all these other things.

Ultimately, the end result is the same: “Look at me. Look how great I am.” That’s what’s behind all of it. That’s what the joke is. That’s where so much of the humor comes from; when you’re doing altruistic things for selfish reasons you are doing something that is inherently good for your ego, which violates the entire spirit of charity. That’s what’s so funny. I am guilty of it. That’s the other thing that comes with the book: the self-resignation. I do it; that’s why I pointed out my Prius to you guys. I do it myself and I don’t think I can change. I don’t know what the alternative is. I’m not going to become a Republican (laughs). I don’t know what I am to do otherwise, so there is a resignation and a self-loathing that comes out. I am guilty of all these things too. I am not just pointing and being critical, I am saying look at what an asshole I am.

Photo by Michelle Mosqueda.

The138: I’ve heard you say before that people have called Stuff White People Like racist because it points out stereotypes in culture.

CL: Well, it’s funny. I always say that there is never a scenario where it’s not okay to make fun of white people. If you’re ever in a situation where you’re like, “Should I make fun of white people?” Do it! Always do it. Here’s the reason why: there is no derogatory term that hurts a white person. If you call a white person a honky or a cracker, that white persons says, “Yes! This is what oppression feels like! Soak it in!” It doesn’t really hurt because it’s not based on anything. White people, for the most part, have never experienced true suffering as a race, and whatever we have has worked out great. The potato famine sucked for Ireland, don’t get me wrong, but it worked out great! People in Ireland work ten hours a week now and have all these vacations and all the Irish in America are doing fine. The scars of the past are very thin ones compared to that of other races. So that’s the reason why it’s always okay to make fun of white people.

The138: How do you think political correctness effects the conversation of race in America?

CL: So many times people want to put the blame of our inability to talk about race in America on the political Right. They say, “Oh, it’s racist Republicans! They’re the problem!” Not true at all. Malcolm X brilliantly said he would rather talk to a Klansman than a liberal because at least the Klansmen is honest. I was in grad school at the time I read that and it really resonated. I would be sitting in these grad classes where everyone would say exactly the same thing. People were too afraid to say anything different, anything that might possibly get them called a racist. They would just shut up.

So you have these thoughts inside that might be “racist” and you just bottle them up and say, “Look at me, I’m a progressive liberal. Blah blah blah but I’m not going to send my kids to public school.” You’re going to make up all these lies about why you won’t send your kids to public school. But race is a key part of it and you won’t say it? You don’t progress. You’re paying fake lip service when you still have these tendencies inside.

We have this huge problem on the Left of people being too afraid of being called racist to actually say what’s on their mind. So many of the institutions we have—I noticed this especially during my time grad school—are just pushing this liberal, uniformed thought onto everyone. I think that shuts down dialogue as much as anything else.

One of the things I hope comes from the book is recognition that we as liberals spend too much time blaming the Right—especially with what just happened in Tucson, Arizona. “They are the ones with their rhetoric! They are the ones who caused all this.” The truth is the Left is as close-minded as the Right. I would hope that the book points out some of these contradictions and that people will stop patting themselves on the back for a minute and just listen and try to figure it out.

The138: You mentioned Chris Rock earlier. I feel like you have a black comic’s approach to race, which is to say you approach it an obvious and explicit manner. How did you get this sense of bravado?

CL: I don’t know if it’s bravado. I think so much of it comes from growing up in Toronto, Canada. Toronto is the most diverse city in the world. Different languages are spoken everywhere. The difference between Canada and America is America was the melting pot and we [Canada] preserved all the other cultures. My high school was made up of kids who were first generation immigrants from China, Sri Lanka, Africa, and Eastern Europe. We also had third generation Asians, Indians, and Africans who had acquired wealth in Canada and sort of became white. So the group of friends that I went to high school with was this amazing mix. Everyone was there together.

Our friends would get together and ethnic slurs would just go everywhere. Just left and right. No one got upset because they knew that deep down that we didn’t really believe [the slurs]. We would have fun playing around with it because we knew each other so well.  Because we had grown up with each other we had a really strong understanding of everyone’s culture. We would have dinner at their houses. We would have a sleepover and learn different things about everyone’s culture. We just grew up with it.  We were always aware of [race] and we were never taught to ignore it.

The138: White guilt. White shame. White pride. How are they created and what sustains them?

CL: White shame and white pride are created through the history of the planet. Sometimes people say, “Slavery was 200 years ago. I don’t know how that affects me. I don’t own slaves. My dad didn’t own slaves.” You end up having to get into an argument with these…they’re idiots. There is no other way to put it. Saying that when slavery ended everything was fine is the most ridiculous thing ever. That’s like saying you are going to run an eight hundred meter race and white people are going to start at the six hundred mark, black people are going to start at the zero mark and since the gun goes off at the same time, everything is fair. That’s not how it works.

Look at Congress. Look at the richest people in the world. Look at the richest countries in the world. White wealth and white affluence didn’t come about through being kind. We generated wealth through trading human beings, through colonization and atrocities. To fail to recognize that is the most ridiculous thing ever. As a white person, I don’t know how you can’t be filled with that guilt. You definitely have the guilt, especially if you’re on the Left and you’d like to one day possibly do something about it with a history degree. I’m not sure how you can be Right wing and have a history degree, at least not with any [history majors] I’ve known.

The other thing is we are inherently a guilty people. We have Catholic guilt. White guilt, wasp guilt. It’s always there and then if you have any form of success it’s hard not to feel guilty about it. “Why me? Why did I get all these advantages?” The way I see it, you have two options: either you are filled with guilt or you say, “I worked for what I have, so screw everyone. I don’t want to pay taxes.” We usually take the guilt side.

White pride, that’s a different world. It’s very strange when people take some pride in [Stuff White People Like]. I’m not really writing about a culture here. I am writing about a shopping list. You can’t take pride in our race. You don’t do that. We have to take pride in ourselves and our gifted children and our dogs. You can’t in any way say I am proud to be white and get away with it. That’s not how we roll.

The138: Shouldn’t you be allowed to? I can say I’m proud to be black in a very casual manner.

CL: Here’s the thing, there was a time when you would feel ashamed to be black, when you weren’t proud of it, when you wished you were something else. For any group that had a period where you felt ashamed of your race, you should be proud now in hopes to make up for the past. There has never been a period where people felt ashamed to be white. The closest thing we had was that in the past people would change their name if it sounded too Jewish to something that sounds a little “waspier.” I mean that’s the closest, or something too Italian to sound more “American”. But ultimately at the end of the day, with that kind of change you became a “white American.” Your “Italian-ness” went with the change of your name.

I guess you can be proud of some things. I guess we use the World Cup as an opportunity to be proud of things. “Oh my grandfather was from Finland and my grandfather was from England so…Go England!” That’s about as close as we are going to get. It’s hard to be proud if you are familiar with the history of our race. I mean, we did some great things, don’t get me wrong. We did some good shit but we also did a lot of horrible shit too. So, you have to find a balance. It’s safer to err on the side of, “Yeah we did some good stuff but we also did some terrible stuff.” It sort of balances out.

The138: So there’s a balance you hope to strike? I’m sure you don’t go around everyday whipping your back.

CL : No no no. It depends on what I’m watching (laughs). It depends on what documentaries are on. If there’s a story about Andrew Jackson then, yeah, I whip my back a little bit.

Christian Lander, photo by Michelle Mosqueda.

The138: The world is changing. I don’t know how often I’ve heard in the last five years, “China! China is developing! China is coming!” Other countries like China that were formerly Third World nations are taking a more prominent place in the global market and on the world scene. How do you think this will affect white culture?

CL: Here is my belief on it. The same debate came about a hundred and twenty years ago when Europe was saying, “America! America!” America was a scare. [America] had cheaper labor, looser regulations, all this stuff. It all worked out fine for Europe (smiles). Europeans get six weeks of paid vacation, they work less hours than anybody else. So that’s what I’m hoping is going to happen with America (laughs). That we’re going to become the next Europe and it’s going to be awesome.

I mean I don’t know. If the world lasts that long it will be great; we’ll see what will happen. I have no idea what will happen but I can predict without a doubt that white people are going to be fine.

Christian Lander’s latest book, Whiter Shades of Pale: The Stuff White People Like, Coast to Coast from Seattle’s Sweaters to Maine’s Microbrews is in bookstores now.

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